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Princess & Princess

What happens when two Pampered Princesses are together???
What happens when both have a huge age difference???
What happens when both are greatly similar? 

Well this happened when Grandma D. and Granddaughter P.  were on there way to Bank...  Grandma D. is in her 70's and Granddaughter P.  is in her 18th year.

   . Grandma D.  has always been pampered and cared and loved all her life. She is a beauty who knows she is a beauty. With short temper and red pointed nose she has been the head of family... But she is soft in nature, but occasional out break of angers are seen- leading to aimless   missiles of word  being launched at everyone, but mainly  Grandpa D. ( her all time target ).  Grandma D forgets and doesn't recognize her  papers lately.... but never accepts this.... 

Granddaughter P. is actually her copy, Example- Huge and cute Cheeks, Big forehead like some fish       ( taki mach ),  Short temper, Anxiety stricken and tension lovers. A pampered princess from birth too, who never did any work her self.  She is anti social too often found similar to Cave man ( she is called junglee ) Well she too has aimless missiles of words, which no one catches as she is so fast.... she speaks without breathing...     

 Grandma D. fought with her daughter and elder granddaughter, accusing ( not technically ) them of loosing her debit card and passbook,. hence both brave ladies decided to let both pampered princesses go together to bank pilgrimage... so that both become independent and self reliant at age 70's and 18...

So on appointed day Grandma D was ready and was waiting for Granddaughter P. who after her Royal bath was not yet finished with her lavish breakfast. Grandma D was getting hyper and irritated when she was watching Granddaughter P eating one pea at a time... but finally after lots of plea the peas were gobbled faster.
  
Hence both  sat on the rickety old auto with a young driver. And jumping and flying through the bad road they reached The Bank.... Soon Grandma D. was seated in the chair with her form, and in no time she found her new Debit card, which was lost by Senior Granddaughter P...  But she got worried as Granddaughter P had not received her new debit card yet. Meanwhile Three calls had taken place by Grandpa D.  after all princesses need to be monitored. But Granddaughter P received her card after twenty long minutes.

Both Princesses went out to buy one bed sheet - ended up buying three, and some clothes. Then they were walking the road when Grandma D. wanted to buy some sweets, but Granddaughter P.  dragged her inside the auto & were on their way back...

ON reaching home Grandma D broke in with the complain of  being dragged in auto , and Granddaughter P giving classic excuse Grandma D. cant walk properly, To which again red pointed nose and  puffed up cheeks started the war of words, but Missiles again drifted from target to main target Grandpa D.          


P.S - Princesses never change

thanking you to bear with me
paulOaries
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  1. SpringApple18 November 2011 at 00:56

    Bank pilgrimage...!!! ha ha ha! ever heard of it? this writer has something in her. I laughed so much. uuuhhh!! ha ha ha.! loved it. god bless you and ur gramma.

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