Colours and intriguing shape are one of the most effective marketing
tools ever. Had I not seen the white purple bottle shaped like a saline pouch
with my buddy I would have never tasted the content inside it. How many times
have I fallen prey to looks? If I count both figuratively and literally the
answer would be countless times both in materialist and personal choices.
The first time I saw advertisement of instant soup years
back, I had to buy it and it was a terrible experience. I happily copied the
actions of Anime characters and placed the bowl on plates and sat with folded
legs to sip my soup. And the soup tasted horrible. But when it comes down to my
elder sibling, she is a recurring victim of marketing strategies. Every time
she would order some cold drinks for us to drink, they would always come with
hot spices. Sometimes chilli made cameo too.
But what made me pick up the mysterious drink sitting inside
the refrigerator with other colourful drinks far cheaper then it. The answer is
simple induced curiosity by vast capitalist market. There stood lassi,
chocolate-milk, mango drinks. But my buddy and I we both had to go for that
white purple pack with the name of a mysterious fruit Kokum.
Yes we had never heard or saw this fruit before and the very
name intrigued us.
Here are two of my buddies sitting on the concrete
boundaries opposite to the food mart. I
decide to get my drink of Kokum first. By the time I open my seal and sip it
the taller of the two is up to throw his paper plates and looks at me with full
curiosity. The brave I took the first sip. Its bitter sweet and smelled like
cranberry but the sour aftertaste like grape juice poked my head. Have I seen
cranberry? No, I have only eaten cookies and drink made in that flavour. Now
real cranberry might be different from the marketed flavour similarly like the
fate of infamous strawberry. I mean real strawberry has no relation to the
flavour they sell in ice cream and cakes.
Okay back to kokum, this kokum on my tongue is strange and
different. By four or five sips I could imagine the drink to be a shade or
three darker from than grape juice. I hand over my erected saline shaped bottle
to my buddy who sips it keeping his expressions intact. I get encouraged when two minutes later he
comes out with his own kokum pack. We become kokum brothers in that instant.
By the time he is finished with the drink; our personal jokes
with kokum were already in elementary school. We checked the bottom of the pack
to find the words :- Now you got to bottom of this. The words made us break into
laughter. I was still sipping my kokum slowly and the challenge to seal back
the empty pack with air came back from my buddy. I won’t lie I could clearly
see the grade two trick to hand empty bottle to a classmate was visible in his
sharp eyes. So he did fifteen minutes later.
We read the about ingredients with concentration that only
knocked our foreheads when question paper was an hour away. The pack promised
no bio-engineered product and we went to look for the place of manufacture.
That was a mystery to us till late evening.
By the end of the day I completed my challenge, we literally
carved buttocks at the bottom of the pack, my buddy agreed to my idea of using
the pack as water bottle as well. Though each of us held a smart phone in our
hand we were wrapped in the mystery of kokum.
A classmate suggested kokum was the juice of dried tamarind. Yet both of
us stuck to, our speculative theory of Kokum being a berry. We made a vast journey in speculation from
grapes to berry.
Finally the mystery of kokum got revealed with help of the
smart phone when Google presented the images on our large screens. Had I been
offered kokum on a plate in real life, I swear I would never taste it in its
original face.
Now that’s what marketing does, it sells you things which
would not appeal to us in their true form but packed, polished and priced
version. I think that sums up, Hyperrealism Baudrillard talked about.
At the end of my pack
it asked the drinkers to shake hands. My buddy and I we shook hands and we will
keep cracking kokum jokes till the final semesters. Yes I have a premonition.
P.S- this is what actual Kokum looks like, but like the pack promised we did create memories.
thanking you for bear with me
paulOaries
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